(The scene takes place in the twins' bedroom. Ashley is on the computer, and Mary-Kate walks in. )
A: Mary-Kate, you scared me.
MK: Good. Then the day wasn't a total waste. So, what are you doing that you're not supposed to be doing?
A: I found that handbag I wanted on the Internet. I'm going to order it.
MK: But Dad said you couldn't have it. How do you plan on paying for it?
A: I found Dad's credit card statement. Did you know that they leave the account number on these puppies?
MK: Just a second. I'll be right back. (Mary-Kate walks over and shuts the door) Are you crazy? I wouldn't even try something like that. I can't believe you're dumb enough to... Wow! That is a nice handbag! Can I have it after Dad kills you?
A: See, I'm not actually buying it. After I take it to Jennifer's party, I'm going to send it back. It's just like borrowing from Carrie, only I'm borrowing from Bloomingdale's.
MK: Ashley, I can't let you do this.
A: Oh yeah? One click of the mouse and it's a done deal.
(Mary-Kate grabs Ashley as she tries to go for the mouse. The two girls are fighting and screaming at each other.)
MK: Ashley, no!
A: Mary-Kate, stop!
MK: You're going to be grounded for...
(Knock on door. Girls stop fighting and talk in a sweet tone)
MK&A: Who is it?
C: Carrie. (she opens the door and see's Mary-Kate's arms wrapped around Ashley)Ok, what's going on?
MK: Oh I was just showing Ashley how to do the heimlich.
A: Yeah, it's for first-aid class. (she shoves Mary-Kate's hands off) Tomorrow I get to show Mary-Kate how to cleanse an open wound.
Yeah right! Listen, you guys, I just came up because Paul called to invite me to go riding tomorrow, and Mary-Kate, you love horses, I thought you might want to come.
MK: Uh, no thanks. I'm not into riding anymore.
C: Oh, ok. So it's me and Paul. Just the two of us. Maybe I'll take my walkman. (she leaves the room. Mary-Kate walks toward the door, and around her bed. Ashley runs to the computer and clicks the mouse, and ordered the bag)
A: Yes! Hey, why didn't you try to stop me?
MK: Cause this is the kind of thing that can get me my own room.